"My gran papi donated this for our LeMons car"
(http://image.superstreetonline.com/f/31133241/sstp_0912_10_o+1981_toyota_starlet+engine.jpg)
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I'll give the $500 now! You won't even have to haul it to the track for the race perpetrator to buy it out from under you.
Naaah they would tar and feather you and add 250 laps :o