CHUCK NORRIS RACING!! WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK???
We can have a bunch of Chuck Norris quotes wrote all over the car or something
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris doesn't get frost bite. He bites frost.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
- Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".
- Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
- Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
- When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
- Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
- Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
- We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
- When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
- When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship
- Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Oh, we can paint the car with some Chuck Norris Theme, and while the judges are inspecting our car, we can start yelling these Chuck Norris Facts out loud!!
Hood Sticker:
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We could paint bootprints on our butts and say Chuck Norris said he'd kick our butts for using this theme.
I like it. I just like Chuck Norris in general because he is a BAMF. Have you seen 'Missing In Action' ?
We could have one guy be like Chuck Norris and the rest could dress up like Korean or Vietnam gooks/chinks.
Chuck Norris got creamed by a little chinese dude.
im liking this idea.i like it alot