Blargh... haven't touched it since I last posted here. I hate working on cars!

I bought some SpeedBleeders so I could do a one man brake fluid flush and then I got confused with the wording in the BGB. In the brake bleeding section it says something like: "Bleed master cylinder if it has been removed or has become empty."
Well, um... define "empty!"
From page 1:

The fluid level was below the MIN line but not completely gone. Looks like there's a front and rear chamber in the MC reservoir and the front chamber did go empty. I filled it right after taking that photo.
If I have to bleed the MC I'll need help from an expert. I checked and I can't stand by the door and operate the brake and reach my hand to the MC at the same time. :p
During the brake bleed I'm going to change the oil as well. Once the brakes are back to life I'm driving the car straight to the gas station with a bottle of Techron fuel system cleaner. Need to put good fuel in and keep the fuel system happy. Will need to pump up the tires at the gas station too - got to remember to bring quarters. One tire will likely not hold air so that one will have to get patched.
After all of that, I need to get the AC fixed. Hopefully just a re-charge of Freon will do it.
The car's due for smog/registration next week. Hopefully with fresh oil and purging the old fuel from the system, it can still pass after sitting for 18 months. Poor car.
