It's Official! Our team theme for the LeMons Arse-Freeze-Apalooza will be....
Little Duece PoupéHere are some ideas for this AWESOME theme:
- Swril Poop Hats
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll85/hen_cluck/funny-pictures-poo-head-099.jpg) - Stick pieces of corn and peanuts in various locations on the car
- Toilet Paper Streamers - Find some white cloth material that will hold up to two days of flying in the wind
(http://images.veer.com/IMG/PIMG/PHP/PHP3067154_P.JPG) - "We have a plumber and we know how to use him"
- "The plumber knows where it goes"
- Out house vent pipe exhaust
(http://www.jldr.com/ohmilogcabin.jpg)
(http://www.jldr.com/oheski2.jpg) - "Occupied" latches mounted somewhere
(http://www.fly.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/occupied-300x300.jpg)
(http://thebookitlist.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/occupied.jpg)
"Joke" Bribes for the judges:
- A bunch of Baby Ruth bars
(http://www.candyexplosion.com/v/vspfiles/photos/300203-1.jpg) - Fudge Logs
(http://basspecan.com/mmBASSPECANCO/Images/PecanLogs-A.gif) - Cans of Corn
(http://cflhomeless.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/can_corn.jpg) - Peanuts
(http://www.visiblenow.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/peanuts.jpg)
We could put bizarre toilet signs on the car:
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01001/460-toilet_1001290c.jpg)
(http://ribbu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/restroom-sign-in-japan.jpg)]
(http://www.muppetonlinegamers.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/korean-bathroom-sign.jpg)
(http://www.bottlecaptees.com/productimages/designs/bathroom-det.gif)
(http://www.scodal.com/uploads1/funny.bathroom.sign.jpg)
(http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/bathroomsign.jpg)
Bill has been coming up with some good lines for the theme. I wrote them down at home, here are a couple that I can remember right now:
"We can leave skid marks in all gears"
"All of our other theme ideas were crap"
"We're gonna drive the shit out of the car"
I didn't think those hats existed... now that I've seen them, I'm not so sure I want to wear one! Too far?
Where can we bet the hats?
I imagine you can bet on anything in Vegas if you know the right people.
GET not BET, I hope my driving skills are better than my typing skills.
i really hope so too!!!!!!!
i printed the picture of what not to do in the bathroom(no fishin :) at work and posted it above the urinal. later found out management
from our parent company was coming to tour the place. couldnt find my sign later. ooops
Idea; get urinal from port-a-potty, put it over fuel filler with the required label "FUEL" over it.
This thought came about while whizzing at the junk yard.
The rusted through spots can be touted as pressure sores from sitting on the toilet too long.
Quote from: BryanH on April 22, 2010, 04:57:01 PM
I didn't think those hats existed... now that I've seen them, I'm not so sure I want to wear one! Too far?
hahahah It seems to be a bit too far to me also, but it sure would be silly
Here is another line Bill texted me:
"Our theme stinks"
Team name?? How 'bout "Endangered Feces"?
Ok Bryan, you don't have to wear the poop hat. You can go as the tighty whitey. Wear white, Fruit of the Loom tag, brown stain up the front. Or, if that is toooooooooo far over the line, white with coloring to look like a cloud, and go as an air bisquit. We could hang you by wires in the pits. You could make funny noises.
Performance sticker idea. Big T little u big R big D TuRD performance. A parody of the TRD logo.
Polish a turd, it's srill a turd. POWERED BY piss and vinegar. TURDOTA, oh what an odor. Eat sh__ 20,000,000,000 flies can't be all wrong.
Serve Baby Ruth bars and fudge logs on sticks. Sh__ on a stick. Serve punch, BIG bowl with Baby Ruths floating in it, turd in a punchbowl. Served as refreshments to the judges.
I think Bill likes this idea too much.
Sh__ for brains. I could have fun with pretty much any ideas. I'm unemployed, I actually DO have TOO MUCH time on my hands. The mind tends to wander, especially toward the later years. Want to see how far I could go with something as bad as Hitlers regime? Ooh, Dr. Mengele!?
Quote from: BryanH on April 25, 2010, 11:19:16 PM
I think Bill likes this idea too much.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Picture the Simpsons, Mr. Burns, "Excellent" Change the word to "Excrement".
Quote from: Sirdeuce on April 26, 2010, 07:17:58 PM
Picture the Simpsons, Mr. Burns, "Excellent" Change the word to "Excrement".
These ideas are perfect for adding imagery to the car. We can paint a picture of Mr. Burns and have some words below him saying "Exxxxxcrement". :D
I like that ideer. Exxxcrement, exxxcreement. By the way, can we open this forum to my boy? He may enjoy the insanity of the whole thing. Uh, do we have any artists at our disposal? Even my stick figures suck tailpipe.
Bryan, I read my reply to your comment on my entries. Dude, I wasn't calling you sh__ for brains, just comenting on my train of thought. After I reread it I realised it read that way. Not the case.
Set up a tent with a cardboard marquis at hte door. Marquis reads 'Now Showing, Two Girls and a Cup' Admission is a can of air freshener or a candle.
Quote from: Sirdeuce on April 28, 2010, 10:16:43 PM
'Now Showing, Two Girls and a Cup'
Now we're taking it WAY too far LOL (http://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/puke.gif) (http://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/reg.gif)
I AM still holding back a bit. Am I getting too close to your sensitive side? OK, I'll back off.
guys at work are looking at me funny when im rotfl at this crazy forum.
cant believe bill called brian s__t for brains.
How close are we to sending the application
Read on K, I didn't call Bryan a sh__ for brains. After I read that post I realized I had made the expression improperly. It just sounded (read) that way.
I confess, I have not started on the application.
The semester is winding down which means the work load increases. I'll start a rough draft tomorrow afternoon 8)
I was thinking about the Japanese 初心者マーク (shoshinsha) which new drivers are required to display on their car while driving:
(http://derrickbou.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/1badge.png?w=312&h=347)
And here is a pic of one on a car:
(http://blog-imgs-14.fc2.com/s/m/t/smtd/0827a.jpg)
And I starting wondering if there is a French "rookie driver" insignia but I don't think one exists. Basically I was just thinking of French things for this theme since we all know how much they love anything from France.
But, we do have a Japanese car, so we could embrace the Japanese mark. And what is better yet, is this mark, the もみじマーク (momiji):
(http://www.axisjiku.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/momiji1.jpg)
Drivers 65 years or older are required to display this logo while driving in Japan! So what do you think? We'll use the grandma/grandpa slow driver Japanese mark on the car!! hahahahaha
(http://www.f355.net/~tk/cars/olf9911/vga/PB030591.jpg)
(http://mkobayas.cocolog-nifty.com/gourmet/mark.jpg)
I got your momiji hangin'! I can get a handicap badge. My body is screwed up enough that I legally and medically qualify'
Does anybody have a fart noise machine?
I was talking to my Japanese friend Sam and he told me that many ricers think the old person logo is used for "advanced drivers". baaaahwhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So, I think the LeMons ppl would know about the Yellow/Green rookie driver badge but they probably don't know what the Yellow/Green senior badge is.
So let's run the Yellow/Green badge and then claim that it indicates that we are "advanced drivers"
hahaha
Yeah, waaayyy advanced.
Bill has a great idea about calling the twin cam 4A-GE a twinky cam
So for the valve cover of our engine, on the exhaust side where it says Twin Cam 16 valve, let's shave all the letters off and then paint on TWINKY CAM 16 VALVE
The judges would LOVE that I know it!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d3/First_Generation_4A-GE.jpg)
ohhh yeah, we could then have some stickers that say, POWERED BY HOSTESS
(http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0023/2176/brand.gif)
twin cam would be the whole twinkie thing. Twin, 'nough said, kie, cam. Twin cam, twinkie.
TWINKIE 16V
1600
Powered by a creamy filling
Quote from: Sirdeuce on May 06, 2010, 09:44:30 AM
Powered by a creamy filling
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Team name ideas; Five Feral Fecal Ferrets, Shitty Shitty Bang Bangers, Diaper Road Rash, Team Skid Mark(I do like this one), Team Rust Stain, and much to all's dismay, THE SHIT HEADS.
TURBO recommends we use a fart can muffler, make the exhaust sound like one long continuous fart LOL
Any Ren and Stimpy fans?
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Comes out of you neighbors dog
The smell ruins your snack
Can stick to you back
It's Log Log Log
I love Ren and Stimpy!
http://www.youtube.com/v/hP0kWqJJZa4&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6
Quote from: Sirdeuce on June 15, 2010, 11:01:36 AM
Any Ren and Stimpy fans?
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Comes out of you neighbors dog
The smell ruins your snack
Can stick to you back
It's Log Log Log
baaaaHAHAHAHAHA
Ok, I pledge to spend a lot more time and energy on the LeMons project when I get back from Japan.
I'm a sick, sick man. This SHIT goes through my head all the damn time. One baaaaad seed was planted with this theme.
What will our Car Number be? Obviously Car # 2!!
#2, #02, #002
Mike! You've seen Initial 'D'. How about coming up with a set of Japanese charaters like the 'Fujiwara Tofu Shop' sign? But the saying should be more like, Suck my stink, or something like that.
Quote from: Sirdeuce on December 10, 2010, 10:51:40 AM
Mike! You've seen Initial 'D'. How about coming up with a set of Japanese charaters like the 'Fujiwara Tofu Shop' sign? But the saying should be more like, Suck my stink, or something like that.
Sounds good, remind me about this when we are ready to paint/detail the body
That's why I put it here. I'll forget by tomorrow.
Initial "T"
Going out with a SPLASH!
Initial Turd
Bingo! Initial TRD!
Maybe we could have a toilet with water in the bowl with a sign over the tank that reads, "Free Swirlies!"
Have a 'Champaigne fountain'? Get a bidet and fill it with punch! Put a pump in the tank to flow punch out the water jet in the bottom of the bidet!
Toilets for pit chairs?
I still think a tent with a sign reading " LeMons Theatre", Now Playing, "Two girls and a Cup"! Maybe not really showing any movie, just for show!
Maybe all the above for the website?
Ooooh! A toilet smoker! Cook our burgers on it at the race!!
Yes, it IS a sickness!
I love all of these ideas, they are all SOLID. Keep em coming :gap:
Use the Bugatti grill with an emblem in Bugatti red spelling Bullshatti instead of Bugatti. And do the exhaust like a Veyron instead of a Zonda. Call the car a Verywrong, or poupon.
Let's do the Verywrong theme to the FX16 and run QUAD turbos (just like the Veyron) on the 4A-GE. Seriously, 1 turbo for each cylinder. :rofl:
What has tiny torbos?
Don't they run really small Turbos when they turbocharge motorcycles? What are the Turbo GSXs using?
How about a Group B theme? Those cars ran some rediculous aero equipment!
I know, this is so wrong on sooooo many levels!! The surround for the exhaust?! Are you ready?? Instead of a Bugatti, or a zonda type surround, I can fashion a brown eye, a sphincter, an anus, butthole!! Vivid enough? Have the exhaust tip protruding a big fart can exhaust tip. Make a bumper in the shape of cheeks??
The whole quad turbo thing sounds like a good idea, but the best would be a max of 2 turbos. The turbos would have to be small, and would need at least 2 exhaust pulses to produce decent boost. I guess one option for a quad set would be to push 4 tiny turbos off a plenum.
We could do a draw through turbo, and run ethanol! I really don't like the idea of running turbo without an intercooler. Ethanol absorbs heat better than gasoline and negates the need for an intercooler. Running gas in a draw through system with an intercooler? One small prefire and BOOM!! Story could be we traded the EFI for the tuirbo and carb though. Alcohol is also a little more forgiving on the detonation thing too. Although, every day would need a different set of jets to get the A/F ratio right. If we really got ballsy we could do a blowthrough system. That's a whole different set of rules though. It can and has been donew though!
We can say the car IS a little messy. Yes it WAS born in a barn! Puit a drop cloth under it at BS inspection because it's not completely house broken. Drop some coagulated gloppy oil on the drop cloth under the exhaust pipe!
:snare:BAD CAR!! :nonono:
:funny:
Shovel some doggy poo into the stream in the garage huh?
The little car was parked in the barn. A barn built in a draw next to a stream. A stream the the people had no idea was toxic! The secret military weapons grade neutronium plant. A small unseen leak at the plant had created a small puddle that was washed into the stream during the raging storm. The stream swelled to proportions never seen on the small farm before. The stream saturated the farm's fertilizer bin and flooded the barn with neutrino enriched poop! What a mess! What smell! But the people on the farm were real hillbillies, and they kept the little car. It's red paint stained brown. The interior changed to colors previously unknown to man. But there was something else. Something different! Something about thelittle car!?! Something.........ALIVE!! The little car was alive. Alive with an attitude! And a smell! The Little Deuce Poupe' was born!
I can totally see us explaining the history of the car to the BS judge :clap2: this will be epic!
On the side of the car, in big yellow ( baby shit yellow) letters
PITS HAPPEN
VERY NICE, me likes :gap:
Need a fake pile of poop to put on the ground behind the car with a 'thought bubble' with the words "BAD CAR" on it. Put these behind the car in the BS inspection lane! 2 of us should follow the car to and from inspection carrying a snow shovel and a plastic bag!