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Off Topic => Chit Chat => Topic started by: Sirdeuce on November 15, 2010, 06:47:18 PM

Title: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on November 15, 2010, 06:47:18 PM
We live in a society that is in a constant state of pranoia. 1999, time to party, the seer has predicted the end at the beginning of the millenia! Oh, we didn't die, weel hewas off by maybe a year, yeah, a year, by my new calculations it will be 2001. Oh we didn't die? The mayans calander ends 12/21/12. That's got to be it! hey let's party like the end is nigh!! Solar flare in 2013!?  Oh, we didn't die. Well now we have a good possibility! An asteroiid is calculated to hit the planet April 13, 2029! Yeah Apophos! here it comes! Oh, the calculations were off and 2036 is the year we have to worry about? Damn, I'll be 106 years old then. Oh well. Yeah Apophos I'll wait for you!!
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on November 15, 2010, 07:13:02 PM
Eventually it will happen, when it does, it does. What is the fascination with the end of the planet? We have so many threats knocking at the door! We have 6 super volcanos, 2 in the U.S.A., nuclear weapons, biological, pole shift, man made singularity, global warming, Gamma burst, coronal mass ejection. The list goes on and on. The Hadron Collider........ The things that people are so afraid of. They cried about the possibility of a singularity developing. That was debunked. So the argument went to the production of Strange matter. If it ever stabilizes it'll develope a strangelet. Let's just got back to ignorant and happy. All the information facinates me to no end! But the information feeds the monster I believe will destroy the human race. That monster is paranoia! Of all the possibilities out there, I think the black hole is the way I want to see the end.
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on December 12, 2010, 05:47:23 PM
January 1, 2013, the clouds in this picture will be water! Beachfront property will be mine!! Life on the Sierra coast!
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: BigMike on December 13, 2010, 06:55:02 PM
If that happens I won't be worried :thumbs:
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on December 13, 2010, 07:30:04 PM
What? You think you're going to move into my barn?
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: BigMike on December 14, 2010, 12:35:52 AM
Well considering how often I've been up there over the last two weeks I might as well already be living there!
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Blane525 on December 14, 2010, 05:52:18 AM
Well if you want to know what happens.!  :yikes: Their are a few books to read! just the fact's man just the fact's... :burnout:
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on December 14, 2010, 02:31:43 PM
The end is not to be within our lifetime anyway. Too bad we'll miss that show. It would be a sight to seefor sure!
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Blane525 on December 14, 2010, 10:30:56 PM
 :therethere: No man knows the day or the hour of the coming of the son of man. :huh: unless i missed the new's :phone: :psss:
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on December 14, 2010, 11:36:31 PM
I can give you a good indication of when the last day has come. The day after I win the lotto!
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on January 18, 2011, 09:42:13 AM
Just read a little quip on the possibility of a 'superstorm' in California's  future. The story has a dramatic threat of massive flooding and landslides! Scenarios include high winds and rains lasting for 40 days, maybe nights to follow? And dumping up to 10' of the wet stuff in that period! Imagine! The San Joaquin Lake! The Great Lake San Joaquin?! The Great San Joaquin Lake?! The Dams built to store water would all be gone. The rushing mass would wash out the softer  earth the concrete is anchored to and undermine the foundation of the dams and out they would go. With the mountain ranges funneling runoff with nothing to regulate the flow the San Joaquin valley would probably have a 100' of water the would take months to drain off.  The outflow would probably wipe out the bridges in the San Francisco Bay. I know Foster City is already below the tideline. The rest of the bayside towns would be washed out to sea. Ooohh, sounds like a movie natural! Can't wait to see what Hollywood does with it!
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on January 18, 2011, 09:48:22 AM
I can't help but wonder if I'll live to see the water at my doorstep! With the pole melting, massive storms, and the water produced by combustion engines, we should be developing a way to engineer our genes to produce gills! Yeah, that's it, give evolution a kick and grow gills! Back in the water everybody!
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on January 18, 2011, 03:04:52 PM
Scientists say that Cali is no stranger to such an occurance! About a 100 to 200 year cycle for such storms in California's region is historically typical. In the early 1830's, 1832 really, a storm dropping about 8' of water hit the state! Not too sure on the accuracy of the measuring apparatus of the time though. They moved the state capitol to San Francisco temporarily as a result of the storm. Seems the storms run on a cycle similar to our beloved earthquakes! Can we have a double header?! Man, I need to get the boat running!
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on February 08, 2011, 07:17:34 PM
Oh boy! The newest I hear is the aliens are going to be here between the middle of March and the end of March.  :yikes: Seems they don't like the way we are running the planet! So keep an eye on the skies starting March 15. Are they after the planet? Are they going to breed us as cattle? Are they here to save us? I guess we'll know soon enough!Get your tin foil hats out boys! Get your mirrors out to protect yourself from the laser beams! And catch all the diseases you can and kiss every alien you come across!
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on February 23, 2011, 05:50:08 PM
It's official! Even got time on the late news. May 21, 2011, Major earthquakes and floods! The Rapture approaches! End of days is nigh!  May 21 is judgement day, October 21 is the end of the world! I'm so excited! I'm getting tingly feelings all over!
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on May 23, 2011, 12:16:44 PM
It's Sunday, May 22, 2011. I guess I missed the end of the world. Anybody see the world end? I want details!
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: BigMike on May 25, 2011, 08:26:25 AM
Apparently it is Oct 21st now
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on May 25, 2011, 08:50:48 PM
I'm shaking in my house slippers.
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on October 04, 2011, 01:27:54 PM
Oh, now I like this one! Supposedly, in 2012, the U.S.A. is supposed to be attacked by the Chinese! :yikes: Would they be that arrogant to try that?
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: BigMike on November 27, 2011, 02:16:39 AM
Stop eating so many fruit loops Bill
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on December 19, 2012, 10:54:17 PM
  :wave:Happy Armageddon! :wave:
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on December 22, 2012, 10:07:20 AM
What the? Heyy, it's the 22'nd and the biggest problem is the ground is wet. No aliens, no asteroid, the earth didn't explode and my compass is still pointing in the same direction. What a let-down. Maybe we'll blow ourselves up next week!
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: BigMike on December 28, 2012, 07:10:36 PM
On the 21st, I heard so many End Of World jokes like there was no tomorrow!

Before the 21st, the way I looked at it, if they ended up being wrong, no hard feelings, it isn't like it's the end of the world or anything.

BigMike
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: Sirdeuce on January 01, 2013, 02:33:42 PM
It's been a great source of entertainment for a man out of work! Now I have to find something else to waste my time on...........
Title: Re: End of days
Post by: BigMike on January 04, 2013, 03:58:08 PM
:yupyup: