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Off Topic => Chit Chat => Topic started by: Sirdeuce on June 19, 2014, 09:14:14 AM

Title: Tid bits
Post by: Sirdeuce on June 19, 2014, 09:14:14 AM
Now for some really useless information...........
Title: Re: Tid bits
Post by: Sirdeuce on June 19, 2014, 09:15:29 AM
An ant can lift 50 times it's weight, pull 30 times it's weight, and always falls on it's right side when intoxicated.
Title: Re: Tid bits
Post by: Sirdeuce on June 19, 2014, 09:20:11 AM
Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour.
Title: Re: Tid bits
Post by: BigMike on October 27, 2014, 04:49:06 PM
A programmer's wife tells him, "Please run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer returns home with 12 loaves of bread.
Title: Re: Tid bits
Post by: Sirdeuce on October 30, 2014, 11:03:42 PM
I'm going to have to try that one with my wife!

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.
Title: Re: Tid bits
Post by: BigMike on October 31, 2014, 12:19:46 PM
After Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !
Title: Re: Tid bits
Post by: Sirdeuce on November 26, 2014, 05:28:45 PM
I misspelled the word 'vehicle' and came up with a new way to spell it with sexual reference. Since we like to call our cars 'her', it is now a 'vahicle'.