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24 Hours of LeMons (Now Open To The Public!) => Story Ideas => Topic started by: BigMike on April 15, 2010, 06:33:32 PM
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CHUCK NORRIS RACING!! WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK???
We can have a bunch of Chuck Norris quotes wrote all over the car or something
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris doesn't get frost bite. He bites frost.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
- Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".
- Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
- Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
- When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
- Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
- Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
- We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
- When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
- When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship
- Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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Oh, we can paint the car with some Chuck Norris Theme, and while the judges are inspecting our car, we can start yelling these Chuck Norris Facts out loud!!
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Hood Sticker:
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n161/imprtracr2005/ChuckNorris.jpg)
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We could paint bootprints on our butts and say Chuck Norris said he'd kick our butts for using this theme.
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I like it. I just like Chuck Norris in general because he is a BAMF. Have you seen 'Missing In Action' ?
We could have one guy be like Chuck Norris and the rest could dress up like Korean or Vietnam gooks/chinks.
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Chuck Norris got creamed by a little chinese dude.
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im liking this idea.i like it alot