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Sirdeuce:
Now for some really useless information...........

Sirdeuce:
An ant can lift 50 times it's weight, pull 30 times it's weight, and always falls on it's right side when intoxicated.

Sirdeuce:
Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour.

BigMike:
A programmer's wife tells him, "Please run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer returns home with 12 loaves of bread.

Sirdeuce:
I'm going to have to try that one with my wife!

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.

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