Now for some really useless information...........
An ant can lift 50 times it's weight, pull 30 times it's weight, and always falls on it's right side when intoxicated.
Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour.
A programmer's wife tells him, "Please run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer returns home with 12 loaves of bread.
I'm going to have to try that one with my wife!
Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.
After Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !
I misspelled the word 'vehicle' and came up with a new way to spell it with sexual reference. Since we like to call our cars 'her', it is now a 'vahicle'.