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Offline Sirdeuce

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Tid bits
« on: June 19, 2014, 09:14:14 AM »
Now for some really useless information...........
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Re: Tid bits
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2014, 09:15:29 AM »
An ant can lift 50 times it's weight, pull 30 times it's weight, and always falls on it's right side when intoxicated.
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Re: Tid bits
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2014, 09:20:11 AM »
Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories per hour.
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Re: Tid bits
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2014, 04:49:06 PM »
A programmer's wife tells him, "Please run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer returns home with 12 loaves of bread.
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Re: Tid bits
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2014, 11:03:42 PM »
I'm going to have to try that one with my wife!

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive.
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Re: Tid bits
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2014, 12:19:46 PM »
After Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !
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Re: Tid bits
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2014, 05:28:45 PM »
I misspelled the word 'vehicle' and came up with a new way to spell it with sexual reference. Since we like to call our cars 'her', it is now a 'vahicle'.
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